Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Contradictory BUT relevant Proverbs



Contradictory BUT relevant Proverbs



All good things come to those who wait. BUT  Time and tide wait for no man.



The pen is mightier than the sword. BUT  Actions speak louder than words.



Wise men think alike. BUT  Fools seldom differ.


The best things in life are free. BUT There's no such thing as a free lunch.



Slow and steady wins the race. BUT  Time waits for no man.



Look before you leap. BUT  Strike while the iron is hot.



Do it well, or not at all. BUT  Half a loaf is better than none.



Birds of a feather flock together. BUT  Opposites attract.



Don't cross your bridges before you come to them. BUT  Forewarned is forearmed.



Doubt is the beginning of wisdom. BUT  Faith will move mountains.



Great starts make great finishes. BUT  It ain't over 'till it's over.



Practice makes perfect. BUT  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.



Silence is golden. BUT The squeaky wheel gets the grease.



You're never too old to learn. BUT  You can't teach an old dog new tricks.



What's good for the goose is good for the gander.BUT One man's meat is another man's poison.



Absence makes the heart grow fonder. BUT Out of sight, out of mind.



Too many cooks spoil the broth. BUT Many hands make light work.



Hold fast to the words of your ancestors. BUT  Wise men make proverbs and fools repeat them.


 

Friday, December 5, 2008

Get Your IDOL by yourself....



Try this.

It's really interesting, different and easy…

This Test…  Can Predict Your…   Favorite IDOL..

Try it without looking at the Answer.


>  Pick 1 Favorite No.
from 1-9

Then Use that no. and
Multiply by 3.

Then Add 3, then
x 3 Again..

You'll get a 2 digit no.
or a Three digit.



Add the digits.

Now with that No.
See Who Your IDOL is
from the List below :..




Scroll Down..................................

















1.     Albert Einstein

2.     Kamal Hassan

3.     Dr.APJ Abdul Kalam

4.     Tom Cruise

5.     Bill Gates

6.     Mahatma Gandhi ji

7.     AR Rahman

8.     Sir Adolf Hitler

9.     Kumar Pranav

10.   Aamir Khan

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Arithmetical magic



Beauty of Mathematics !!!!!!!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321



Now, take a look at this...


101%



From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:



What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?


What equals 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:


If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


If:


H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K


8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%


And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E


11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%


But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E


1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%



THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:



L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D


12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%


Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

It's up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just
the way I did..

Have a nice day & God bless!





Tuesday, December 2, 2008

The Braves Who Won!!!




Half boy - half man


          1/2 boy 1/2 man
 


While the average age of the army man is around 30 years, at the time of enrolling / commissioning he is around 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country.

He's a recent school/college graduate; he was probably an average student from one of the Kendriya Vidyalayas, pursued some form of sport activities, rides an old mo'bike / scooter, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to bollywood music or ghazals or rock & roll or hip-hop or country or swing …. ………. and a 155mm howitzer.


He is 5 or 7 kilos lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting insurgents or standing guard on the icy Himalayas or the jungles of the North East from before dawn to well after dusk or he is in Mumbai engaging the terrorists. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field strip a rifle in 30 seconds and reassemble it in less time in the dark. He can recite to you the nomenclature of a machine gun or grenade launcher and use either one effectively if he must.


He digs trenches and weapon-pits and can apply first aid like a professional.
He can march until he is told to stop, or stop until he is told to march.
He obeys orders instantly and without hesitation, but he is not without spirit or individual dignity. His pride and self-respect, he does not lack.
He is self-sufficient.


He has two sets of combat
 clothes : he washes one and wears the other.
He keeps his water bottle full and his feet dry. He sometimes forgets to brush his teeth, but never to clean his rifle. He can cook his own meals, mend his own clothes, and fix his own hurts.


If you're thirsty, he'll share his water with you; if you are hungry, his food. He'll even split his ammunition with you in the midst of battle when you run low.


He has learned to use his hands like weapons and weapons like they were his hands.


He can save your life - or take it, because that is his job.

He will often do twice the work of a civilian, draw half the pay, and still find ironic humour in it all.

He has seen more suffering and death than he should have in his short lifetime. He has wept in public and in private, for friends who have fallen in combat and is unashamed.


He feels every note of the Jana Gana Mana vibrate through his body while at rigid attention, while tempering the burning desire to 'square-away' those around him who haven't bothered to stand, remove their hands from their pockets, or even stop talking.

In an odd twist, day in and day out, far from home, he defends their right to be disrespectful. Just as did his father, grandfather, and great-grandfather, he is paying the price for our freedom. Beardless or not, he is not a boy.


He is your nation's Fighting Man that has kept this country free and defended your right to Freedom. He has experienced deprivation and adversity, and has seen his buddies falling to bullets and maimed and blown.

But, he has asked nothing in return, except our acknowledgement of his existence and understanding of his human needs.

Remember him, always, for he has earned our respect and admiration with his blood.

And now we even have women over there in danger, doing their part in this tradition of going to War when our nation calls us to do so.

As you go to bed tonight, remember this shot. . ..

A short lull, a little shade and a picture of loved ones in their helmets.


Pray for the Indian Soldier. Unlike your 'Babus' or 'Netas' He will always do you proud.

 

 Author : Unknown

School days

Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
Student:
'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher:
'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'
Student:
'My name is Sunlight .

Funmails

 Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
Student:
'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher:
'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'
Student:
'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."

Funmails

Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:
Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher:
What happened in 1873?
Student:
Gandhiji was four years old.

Funmails

Question: What is the full form of maths.
Answer:
Mentally affected teachers harassing students

Funmails

Teacher: Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student:
BROTHERLY LOVE

Funmails

Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:
A holiday

Funmails

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher:
Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

Funmails

Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '
Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'

Funmails

Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.

Teacher:
How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

Funmails


Teacher:
There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
Student:
32 yrs.
Teacher:
How do you know?
Student:
Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.  

 Funmails