Some Important Medical Info

Please Read "KNOW ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF HAVING FRUITS AND VEGETABLES" Article especially for better Health.
 
 

Quite interesting! Keep Walking..... Jus to check this out...... The Organs of your body have their sensory touches at the bottom of your foot, if you massage these points you will find relief from aches and pains as you can see the heart is on the left foot. Typically they are shown as points and arrows to show which organ it connects to. It is indeed correct since the nerves connected to these organs terminate here. This is covered in great details in Acupressure studies or textbooks. God created our body so well that he thought of ! even this. He made us walk so that we will always be pressing these pressure points and thus keeping these organs activated at all times. So, keep walking... Did You Know?
Blood type and Rh	How many people have it?
O +	40 %
O -	7 %
A +	34 %
A -	6 %
B +	8 %
B -	1 %
AB +	3 %
AB -	1 %

 

Does Your Blood Type Reveal Your Personality?

According to a Japanese institute that does research on blood types, there are certain personality
traits that seem to match up with certain blood types. How do you rate?

TYPE O	You want to be a leader, and when you see something you want, you keep striving until you achieve your goal. You are a trend-setter, loyal, passionate, and self-confident. Your weaknesses include vanity and jealously and a tendency to be too competitive.
TYPE A	You like harmony, peace and organization. You work well with others, and are sensitive, patient and affectionate. Among your weaknesses are stubbornness and an inability to relax.
TYPE B	You're a rugged individualist, who's straightforward and likes to do things your own way. Creative and flexible, you adapt easily to any situation. But your insistence on being independent can sometimes go too far and become a weakness.
TYPE AB	Cool and controlled, you're generally well liked and always put people at ease. You're a natural entertainer who's tactful and fair. But you're standoffish, blunt, and have difficulty making decisions.

MOST IMPORTANT INFO NOW:

You Can Receive
If Your Type Is	O-	O+	B-	B+	A-	A+	AB-	AB+
AB+	YES	YES	YES	YES	YES	YES	YES	YES
AB-	YES		YES		YES	YES
A+	YES	YES			YES	YES
A-	YES				YES
B+	YES	YES	YES	YES
B-	YES		YES
O+	YES	YES
O-	YES

KNOW ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF HAVING FRUITS AND VEGETABLES REGARDS

Fruit	Benefit	Benefit	Benefit	Benefit	Benefit
apples	Protects your heart	prevents constipation	Blocks diarrhea	Improves lung capacity	Cushions joints
apricots	Combats cancer	Controls blood pressure	Saves your eyesight	Shields against Alzheimer's	Slows aging process
artichokes	Aids digestion	Lowers cholesterol	Protects your heart	Stabilizes blood sugar	Guards against liver disease
avocados	Battles diabetes	Lowers cholesterol	Helps stops strokes	Controls blood pressure	Smoothes skin
bananas	Protects your heart	Quiets a cough	Strengthens bones	Controls blood pressure	Blocks diarrhea
beans	Prevents constipation	Helps hemorrhoids	Lowers cholesterol	Combats cancer	Stabilizes blood sugar
beets	Controls blood pressure	Combats cancer	Strengthens bones	Protects your heart	Aids weight loss
blueberries	Combats cancer	Protects your heart	Stabilizes blood sugar	Boosts memory	Prevents constipation
broccoli	Strengthens bones	Saves eyesight	Combats cancer	Protects your heart	Controls blood pressure
cabbage	Combats cancer	Prevents constipation	Promotes weight loss	Protects your heart	Helps hemorrhoids
cantaloupe	Saves eyesight	Controls blood pressure	Lowers cholesterol	Combats cancer	Supports immune system

... DRINK WATER IN EMPTY STOMACH
It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven  its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases:
Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases.


METHOD OF TREATMENT

1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water .....interesting

2. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minutes

3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.

4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours

5. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning may commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day.

6. The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick and others can enjoy a healthy life.

The following list gives the number of days of treatment required to cure/control/reduce main diseases:

1. High Blood Pressure - 30 days

2. Gastric - 10 days

3. Diabetes - 30 days

4. Constipation - 10 days

5. Cancer - 180 days

6. TB - 90 days

7. Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment only for 3 days in the 1st week, and from 2nd week onwards - daily.

This treatment method has no side effects, however at the commencement of treatment you may have to urinate a few times.

It is better if we continue this and make this procedure as a routine work in our life.

Drink Water and Stay healthy and Active.

This makes sense .. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals ...not cold water. Maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain...

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.
It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion.
Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

A serious note about heart attacks: Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting.
Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.

You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.

Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms! .

60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up.

Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive...

A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail sends it to everyone they know, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life.

Contradictory BUT relevant Proverbs

Contradictory BUT relevant Proverbs


All good things come to those who wait. BUT  Time and tide wait for no man.


The pen is mightier than the sword. BUT  Actions speak louder than words.


Wise men think alike. BUT  Fools seldom differ.

The best things in life are free. BUT There's no such thing as a free lunch.


Slow and steady wins the race. BUT  Time waits for no man.


Look before you leap. BUT  Strike while the iron is hot.


Do it well, or not at all. BUT  Half a loaf is better than none.


Birds of a feather flock together. BUT  Opposites attract.


Don't cross your bridges before you come to them. BUT  Forewarned is forearmed.


Doubt is the beginning of wisdom. BUT  Faith will move mountains.


Great starts make great finishes. BUT  It ain't over 'till it's over.


Practice makes perfect. BUT  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.


Silence is golden. BUT The squeaky wheel gets the grease.


You're never too old to learn. BUT  You can't teach an old dog new tricks.


What's good for the goose is good for the gander.BUT One man's meat is another man's poison.


Absence makes the heart grow fonder. BUT Out of sight, out of mind.


Too many cooks spoil the broth. BUT Many hands make light work.


Hold fast to the words of your ancestors. BUT  Wise men make proverbs and fools repeat them.

 

Get Your IDOL by yourself....

Try this.

It's really interesting, different and easy…

This Test…  Can Predict Your…   Favorite IDOL..

Try it without looking at the Answer.


>  Pick 1 Favorite No.
from 1-9

Then Use that no. and
Multiply by 3.

Then Add 3, then
x 3 Again..

You'll get a 2 digit no.
or a Three digit.



Add the digits.

Now with that No.
See Who Your IDOL is
from the List below :..




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1.     Albert Einstein

2.     Kamal Hassan

3.     Dr.APJ Abdul Kalam

4.     Tom Cruise

5.     Bill Gates

6.     Mahatma Gandhi ji

7.     AR Rahman

8.     Sir Adolf Hitler

9.     Kumar Pranav

10.   Aamir Khan

Arithmetical magic

Beauty of Mathematics !!!!!!! 1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543 12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432 123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321 1 x 9 + 2 = 11 12 x 9 + 3 = 111 123 x 9 + 4 = 1111 1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111 12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111 123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111 1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111 12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111 123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111 9 x 9 + 7 = 88 98 x 9 + 6 = 888 987 x 9 + 5 = 8888 9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888 98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888 987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888 9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888 98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888 Brilliant, isn't it? And look at this symmetry: 1 x 1 = 1 11 x 11 = 121 111 x 111 = 12321 1111 x 1111 = 1234321 11111 x 11111 = 123454321 111111 x 111111 = 12345654321 1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321 11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321 111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321 Now, take a look at this... 101% From a strictly mathematical viewpoint: What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER 100%. How about ACHIEVING 101%? What equals 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. If: H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K 8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98% And: K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E 11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96% But: A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E 1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100% THEN, look how far the love of God will take you: L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D 12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101% Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top! It's up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just the way I did.. Have a nice day & God bless!

The Braves Who Won!!!

Half boy - half man

          1/2 boy 1/2 man
 

While the average age of the army man is around 30 years, at the time of enrolling / commissioning he is around 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country.

He's a recent school/college graduate; he was probably an average student from one of the Kendriya Vidyalayas, pursued some form of sport activities, rides an old mo'bike / scooter, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to bollywood music or ghazals or rock & roll or hip-hop or country or swing …. ………. and a 155mm howitzer.

He is 5 or 7 kilos lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting insurgents or standing guard on the icy Himalayas or the jungles of the North East from before dawn to well after dusk or he is in Mumbai engaging the terrorists. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field strip a rifle in 30 seconds and reassemble it in less time in the dark. He can recite to you the nomenclature of a machine gun or grenade launcher and use either one effectively if he must.

He digs trenches and weapon-pits and can apply first aid like a professional.
He can march until he is told to stop, or stop until he is told to march.
He obeys orders instantly and without hesitation, but he is not without spirit or individual dignity. His pride and self-respect, he does not lack.
He is self-sufficient.

He has two sets of combat  clothes : he washes one and wears the other.
He keeps his water bottle full and his feet dry. He sometimes forgets to brush his teeth, but never to clean his rifle. He can cook his own meals, mend his own clothes, and fix his own hurts.

If you're thirsty, he'll share his water with you; if you are hungry, his food. He'll even split his ammunition with you in the midst of battle when you run low.

He has learned to use his hands like weapons and weapons like they were his hands.

He can save your life - or take it, because that is his job.

He will often do twice the work of a civilian, draw half the pay, and still find ironic humour in it all.

He has seen more suffering and death than he should have in his short lifetime. He has wept in public and in private, for friends who have fallen in combat and is unashamed.

He feels every note of the Jana Gana Mana vibrate through his body while at rigid attention, while tempering the burning desire to 'square-away' those around him who haven't bothered to stand, remove their hands from their pockets, or even stop talking.

In an odd twist, day in and day out, far from home, he defends their right to be disrespectful. Just as did his father, grandfather, and great-grandfather, he is paying the price for our freedom. Beardless or not, he is not a boy.

He is your nation's Fighting Man that has kept this country free and defended your right to Freedom. He has experienced deprivation and adversity, and has seen his buddies falling to bullets and maimed and blown.

But, he has asked nothing in return, except our acknowledgement of his existence and understanding of his human needs.

Remember him, always, for he has earned our respect and admiration with his blood.

And now we even have women over there in danger, doing their part in this tradition of going to War when our nation calls us to do so.

As you go to bed tonight, remember this shot. . ..

A short lull, a little shade and a picture of loved ones in their helmets.

Pray for the Indian Soldier. Unlike your 'Babus' or 'Netas' He will always do you proud.

 

 Author : Unknown

School days

Teacher: 'What is your name?'. Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.' Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.' Student: 'My name is Sunlight .  Teacher: 'What is your name?'. Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear' Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name' Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda." Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Gandhi ji was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhiji was four years old. Question: What is the full form of maths. Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students Teacher: Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ? Student: BROTHERLY LOVE Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student: A holiday Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!! Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? ' Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.' Teacher: How old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I am. Teacher: How is it possible? Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank) Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age? Student: 32 yrs. Teacher: How do you know? Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

 

WONDERFUL ......CREATIVITY AT ITS BEST

Blood groups and personality

TYPE O	You want to be a leader, and when you see something you want, you keep striving until you achieve your goal. You are a trend-setter, loyal, passionate, and self-confident. Your weaknesses include vanity and jealously and a tendency to be too competitive.
TYPE A	You like harmony, peace and organization. You work well with others, and are sensitive, patient and affectionate. Among your weaknesses are stubbornness and an inability to relax.
TYPE B	You're a rugged individualist, who's straightforward and likes to do things your own way.  Creative and flexible, you adapt easily to any situation. But your insistence on being independent can sometimes go too far and become a weakness.
TYPE AB	Cool and controlled, you're generally well liked and always put people at ease. You're a natural entertainer who's tactful and fair. But you're standoffish, blunt, and have difficulty making decisions.

Trains

Why girls dont love software guys?

Why girls dont lovesoftware guys....?               ~~~~~~~~                                               __._,_.___   . __,_._,___

 

The Walk - Last Step.

 
Queen's Walk, is a beautiful pathway constructed alongside the river Thames. This pathway does have a good distribution of pubs and eateries along the way that one could stop at, if felt compelled to have a bite.

So, descending a set of steps from London Bridge to reach Queen's walk...we began...

"So, how has work been?" She continued.
"Oh, it has been hectic! This is the second stint of mine in UK, and this has been the most hectic" I explained.
"When were you here, last?"
"Oh, that was about two years ago. I wish, I had met you then. I would have seen you both as a couple". I ranted.

These words just slipped my tongue, involuntarily. I had made a note to stop making references to her past! This time, virtual slap wouldn't suffice. I slapped myself on my forehead and put up an apologetic face.

She dismissed my statement, rather nonchalantly.

"Perhaps, you still might not have seen us, as a couple". She retorted.

Soon, we reached the pergola close to HMS Belfast. The view from the pergola was fascinating, to say the least! To our left was the London Bridge in all its beauty and to our right was the illuminated Tower Bridge. Ahead, of us was the illuminated warship. The breeze was picking up. Time just flew by and soon above us was clear starry sky.

It was a rather perfect night!
But ... here I was with someone, who was a tad aloof and remained silent for most of the time! It was not surprising actually. Even during our training days, she always seemed to maintain a certain distance from everyone. Ironically, that was the quality that had impressed me! She appealed the most, when she spoke nothing at all!
If Love was blind ... infatuation was definitely cockeyed! :-)

"So?" I tried to break the silence.
"Oh! Sorry, I was a tad lost" She attempted to explain.
"That's fine. So, how has your work been?"
"Work? What's that?" She smiled.
"You are on Bench and at Onsite?" I persisted.
"Ah  ... Bench/Onsite...! It's quite a while, that I had heard those words" She uttered laughing out loud.
"Oh ...! I didn't know you had quit!" I covered up.
"Well, you don't know, so many things, crickyboy! I quit many more things, quite a while back !" She continued.

Crickyboy! That was my nick name in our training. Thanks to my obsession with that sport. I was even surprised, that she remembered that name even now! I would be lying if I said that she remembering my nickname didn't warm my heart a wee bit.

We continued our walk, heading towards the Tower Bridge. Ah! Tower Bridge. Perhaps, the most recognized structure of London, I thought to myself. Also, the most incorrectly recognized structure of London. Folks often tend to confuse this bridge as London Bridge. One can't mistake them for that, anyway. This looked far more fascinating than the rather bland London Bridge :-).

"So, how is your captain Ganguly, doing?" She asked.
I sensed a hint of sarcasm!
"Well, he is doing well for himself. Sadly, his career had to end rather abruptly." I was a tad peeved.
"Oh! You still support him?" She checked.
"What do you mean, 'You still'? Of course! Although I have no regrets about it as MS Dhoni, is doing a great job!"
"Who is MS Dhoni?" She questioned.

This was puzzling and perplexing. Is she trying to put me off, i thought!

"Stop being sarcastic, ok. You really, don't know who MS Dhoni is?" I shot back!
"Hey, chill pal! I don't follow cricket, that much!" She offered an explanation.
"Still ... I can't believe you don't know MSD!" I shook my head in disbelief.
"Oh, come on, he is not Tony Blair or George Bush!" She explained.
"Huh!! Well, even they have moved on, you know. It's Gordon Brown and Barack Obama now!!" I was getting wild.
"Oh, when did that happen?" She asked innocently.
"When you were hiding under the rocks?" I snapped.
"Oh, don't even remind me of those times. FYI, it was rocks and mud! She burst out laughing.
"What about Tennis? Are you going to tell me, Roger Federer is not the Number 1?" She enquired.
"Yes! Nadal, beat him fair and square, in the longest match of Wimbledon history. Damn! Wimbledon village is so close to London. Plus, it's covered so extensively in media. Yet, you don't recall that event? Huh?" I fumed.

I wasn't sure, why she was trying all this. We had walked a considerable distance by now. It was a rather pleasant evening and I was enjoying the walk. Although, to be honest, I was unable to comprehend the reason she kept annoying me.

"By, the way, what's your mobile number?" I asked.
"Well, I shall tell it you, if you let me enter the number myself". She quipped.

That was a weird request!

"Ok. By the way, you have got a tad weird" I said, as I handed her my Iphone3G.

"What's this?" She asked.
"My damn phone!" I exclaimed.
"WOW! This phone is amazing! How do I enter a number and a name? I haven't seen this phone before" She marveled.

I helped her with the keypad.

"By the way, remember the phones we used to have sometime back? When someone called it used to suffix, "is calling"! Sad that feature no longer exists, in today's phones" She asked.
"Yup. That used to be an inane feature. Time has moved on, you know! If you so want that feature, store the name itself as 'Name is calling'!" I explained.

She seemed to have taken that idea seriously. She kept fidgeting with the handset for a while. Women! I thought!

"Infact, those days ..." I controlled the words...
"I know! You had my number as 'Life'. It would display as 'Life is calling'" She continued from where I had left off.
"How did you know?" I was embarrassed.
"He he. Here is your phone. One of the days I shall answer all your questions. We are going to see a lot of each other, anyway" She handed my Iphone to me.
"I hope, Today is 'one of the days'!" I expressed.

She flashed a dry smile.
Slowly, we had reached Tate Museum. We were near the Millennium Bridge. This was my second favorite spot in London. On one end was the St. Paul's Cathedral's dome on and the Millennium Bridge connecting to the other end, which was the Tate.

"You know something? From, my childhood, I had always wanted to have a rather simple life. I got married, expecting just that! Sadly, I never got what I had desired, all through my life. Infact, the only one who had come close to understanding me, was You!" She burst out!

Now, this was surprising! I had not expected this after such a long time! It was a tad too much to take, too quickly! I was puzzled. What were her intentions? Why is she talking about all this, now??!

"Then ...why did you refuse my proposal" I found myself questioning her!
"Ok. I'll take leave now. Will call you later, tonight" She remarked.
"Relax. You don't have to answer that question!" I offered.
"Nope, I have to leave NOW! We shall discuss later." She persisted.
"Why are you leaving so abruptly? I'll drop you to the station" I tried to reason!
"I know my way around" She said, rather coldly and walked away ...disappearing amidst the crowd of folks walking on Millennium Bridge.

I was a tad offended. Chauvinism is always misconstrued by feminists, I thought. I walked towards St.Paul's Cathedral and took a turn heading to the Bank Underground station, to head home.

Later that, night, I was online for a short while in Yahoo. I had logged in perhaps four or five times in Yahoo, in all this years. I had about 3640 unread emails. I logged into YMessneger as well. So many lost contacts! These were not so close friends, who were just in Yahoo and not in GMAIL. :-). Only one of my contacts was online. It was Pravs! What a co-incidence, I thought. Pravs, me and her had worked on one of our projects together. It had been a good three years since I had chatted with him. Since his marriage he had re-located to Pune. It had been four years ago, he had re-located. I was about to ping him… when surprisingly, Pravs pinged me on messenger.

An excerpt of our conversation….

Pravs: Sirjiiii!
Me : Hey!!
Pravs: Where are you man?
Me : London, dude! You?
Pravs: Good, mate! How long, have you been there?
Me : A bit dude.
Pravs: Dude what's wrong with you man? No contacts at all? I thought, you were actually dead or something?
Me : I wish, I were, considering the work man!
Pravs: Cool!! It's been almost four years right? By the way, I thought, you were dead, because, you didn't even respond to mails regarding Her!
Me : By the way, I met Her today. She is still in London.
Pravs: What?
Me : Her, dude!
Pravs: Okie, How many pitchers have you had?
Me : I am still a tee totaller, pal.
Pravs: Ok, go to sleep.
Me : Dude, she is still the same. We walked for quite a while!
Pravs: WHAT??!!
Me : WHAT?!!!
Pravs: WTF??!
Me : DUDE!!
Pravs: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? YOU ARE FREAKING ME!!
Me : WHY??!
Pravs: Dude! You got to be kidding me!!
Me : Cut the Crap pal!
Pravs:
Pravs:
Me : Type, something for God's sake!
Pravs: DUDE!!! She is NO MORE man! She passed away, in November, one and half years back!! She was stabbed multiple times near some bridge, in London about two years back. She was in coma, for six or so months before succumbing! We had so many emails, in our Yahoo. DONT YOU REMEMBER??!

I froze for a moment! I felt Goosebumps, all over! My head was spinning. It was too much to take! What did he just say ... I felt a sick sensation. My mind was in overdrive. The windows seemed to be shaking violently....

Pravs : Dude! U there?!
Pravs : U thre???!??!?!?
BUZZ!
BUZZ!!
BUZZ!!!

I was almost into a cardiac arrest. I put the laptop down and rushed to the washbasin. I was a tad sick. I was shivering throughly. Goosebumps all over my body! The window was still rattling! I headed to the kitchen to have a glass of water. From the window, I saw the trees swaying wildly.

Amidst, all this my phone was ringing. I decided to shut out this entire episode and stretched out to pick up my phone.....

The display read ... "DEATH IS CALLING ..."
 
 
 
Author: Unknown

Some phrase translations

It has been long known...............I haven't bothered to check the references
It is known..........................I believe
It is believed.......................I think
It is generally believed.............My collegues and I think (only)
There has been some discussion.......Nobody agrees with me
It can be shown......................Take my word for it
It is proven.........................It agrees with something mathematical
Of great theoretical importance......I find it interesting
Of great practical importance........This justifies my employment
Of great historical importance.......This ought to make me famous
Some samples were chosen for study...The others didn't make sense
Typical results are shown............The best results are shown
Correct within order of magnitude....Wrong
The values were obtained empirically.The values were obtained by accident
The results are inconclusive.........The results seem to disprove my hypothesis
Additional work is required..........Someone else can work out the details
It might be argued that..............I have a good answer to this objection
The investigations proved rewarding..My grant has been renewed

funny mailboxes

Cute art on stone....