Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Brain Teaser - 7



Upset

Story sad but true...:(
Charlotte was quite upset.
Though she had never seen him before, she constantly left food for him.
Charlotte knew he was very hungry.
He could not reach the nourishment because he had an iron bar across his back.
He died.
Charlotte was happy.

Question
: Why?

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

RE: Brain Teaser - 6


i will try to improve my performance virk sahab...
:P
Nihal Mohan
ABB Limited
Maneja Village
390013, Vadodara, Gujarat, INDIA
Phone: +912652604493
Mobile: +919974621883
email:
nihal.mohan@in.abb.com




Harsimran Singh Virk <HarsimranSingh_V@infosys.com>

07/01/2010 11:32 AM

To
Nihal Mohan/VAD/INABB/ABB@ABB
cc
Kumar Pranav/DEL/INABB/ABB@ABB, "pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com" <pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com>, Amit Sinha <sinhaa@LNTEBG.com>
Subject
RE: Brain Teaser - 6





That's fine….
But I am sure it will take a long long time for you to come up with another genuinely witty comment !!!
 
From: Nihal Mohan [mailto:nihal.mohan@in.abb.com]
Sent:
Thursday, July 01, 2010 11:24 AM
To:
Harsimran Singh Virk
Cc:
Kumar Pranav; pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com; Amit Sinha
Subject:
RE: Brain Teaser - 6

 

lol and thanks

practice makes man perfect...

Nihal Mohan
ABB Limited
Maneja Village
390013, Vadodara, Gujarat, INDIA
Phone: +912652604493
Mobile: +919974621883
email:
nihal.mohan@in.abb.com



Harsimran Singh Virk <HarsimranSingh_V@infosys.com>

07/01/2010 11:02 AM


To
Nihal Mohan/VAD/INABB/ABB@ABB, Amit Sinha <sinhaa@LNTEBG.com>
cc
Kumar Pranav/DEL/INABB/ABB@ABB, "pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com" <pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com>
Subject
RE: Brain Teaser - 6

 







Hahahahaha……Congratulations Nihal,,,after such a long long time u have finally come up with a witty reply…….simply superb!!!
 
From:
Nihal Mohan [mailto:nihal.mohan@in.abb.com]
Sent:
Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:14 AM
To:
Amit Sinha
Cc:
Harsimran Singh Virk; Kumar Pranav; pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com
Subject:
Re: Brain Teaser - 6

 


ya ho sakta hia uske ghar me SOFA nai ho..

baitne ke liye wheel chair ho?

Nihal Mohan
ABB Limited
Maneja Village
390013, Vadodara, Gujarat, INDIA
Phone: +912652604493
Mobile: +919974621883
email:
nihal.mohan@in.abb.com


"Amit Sinha" <sinhaa@LNTEBG.com>

07/01/2010 10:11 AM

 


To
Kumar Pranav/DEL/INABB/ABB@ABB, Nihal Mohan/VAD/INABB/ABB@ABB
cc
<pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com>, <HarsimranSingh_V@infosys.com>
Subject
Re: Brain Teaser - 6


 

 







PAGAL HAI..

HO SAKTA HAI KI WOH GHAR PAHUNCHNE KE BAAD LANGDI HUI...



Amit Sinha
Sr Engineer-Design
LARSEN & TOUBRO -NEW DELHI
099999 72300
011-41419626


>>> Kumar Pranav <kumar.pranav@in.abb.com> 7/1/2010 10:04 AM >>>
Let me tell the answer....

..The police immediately arrested the woman.........cause the.....

Lady was the only one on wheel chair

:)


Regards,

ABB
Kumar Pranav
PSS-TS&DS Projects
Peenya
Mobile: +91 9632422600





Nihal Mohan/VAD/INABB/ABB
Phone: +912652604493 , Mobile: +919974621883
07/01/2010 09:37 AM

To
"Amit Sinha" <sinhaa@LNTEBG.com>
cc
HarsimranSingh_V@infosys.com, Kumar Pranav/DEL/INABB/ABB@ABB,
pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com
Subject
Re: Brain Teaser - 6





no man.. c the question ...The police immediately arrested the
woman.Question : Why?

simply because she was the killer


Nihal Mohan
ABB Limited
Maneja Village
390013, Vadodara, Gujarat, INDIA
Phone: +912652604493
Mobile: +919974621883
email: nihal.mohan@in.abb.com




"Amit Sinha" <sinhaa@LNTEBG.com>
06/29/2010 09:01 AM

To
<pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com>, Kumar Pranav/DEL/INABB/ABB@ABB
cc
Nihal Mohan/VAD/INABB/ABB@ABB, <HarsimranSingh_V@infosys.com>
Subject
Re: Brain Teaser - 6






There must be a bomb which had killed the victim and the bomb was so
powerful that it made the vehicle to slide along the road creating tyre
tracks and then up in the air to disappear....


>>> Kumar Pranav <kumar.pranav@in.abb.com> 6/29/2010 8:53 AM >>>
After a long hiatus...............i have come again with a Brain Teaser
for all you.. Sherlock Holmes.....

Tire Tracks

When the investigators arrived upon the crime scene, they discovered a
murder victim.
The police noticed tire tracks leading to the victim's body.

The police followed the tire tracks to a nearby house.
They find two men and one woman sitting on the porch.
They did not find an automobile on the premises.
None of the three persons was able to drive an automobile.

The police immediately arrested the woman.

Question : Why?



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RE: Brain Teaser - 6

That's fine….

But I am sure it will take a long long time for you to come up with another genuinely witty comment !!!

 

From: Nihal Mohan [mailto:nihal.mohan@in.abb.com]
Sent: Thursday, July 01, 2010 11:24 AM
To: Harsimran Singh Virk
Cc: Kumar Pranav; pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com; Amit Sinha
Subject: RE: Brain Teaser - 6

 


lol and thanks
practice makes man perfect...

Nihal Mohan
ABB Limited
Maneja Village
390013, Vadodara, Gujarat, INDIA
Phone: +912652604493
Mobile: +919974621883
email:
nihal.mohan@in.abb.com




Harsimran Singh Virk <HarsimranSingh_V@infosys.com>

07/01/2010 11:02 AM

To

Nihal Mohan/VAD/INABB/ABB@ABB, Amit Sinha <sinhaa@LNTEBG.com>

cc

Kumar Pranav/DEL/INABB/ABB@ABB, "pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com" <pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com>

Subject

RE: Brain Teaser - 6

 




Hahahahaha……Congratulations Nihal,,,after such a long long time u have finally come up with a witty reply…….simply superb!!!
 
From: Nihal Mohan [mailto:nihal.mohan@in.abb.com]
Sent:
Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:14 AM
To:
Amit Sinha
Cc:
Harsimran Singh Virk; Kumar Pranav; pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com
Subject:
Re: Brain Teaser - 6

 

ya ho sakta hia uske ghar me SOFA nai ho..

baitne ke liye wheel chair ho?

Nihal Mohan
ABB Limited
Maneja Village
390013, Vadodara, Gujarat, INDIA
Phone: +912652604493
Mobile: +919974621883
email:
nihal.mohan@in.abb.com



"Amit Sinha" <sinhaa@LNTEBG.com>

07/01/2010 10:11 AM

 

To

Kumar Pranav/DEL/INABB/ABB@ABB, Nihal Mohan/VAD/INABB/ABB@ABB

cc

<pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com>, <HarsimranSingh_V@infosys.com>

Subject

Re: Brain Teaser - 6


 

 





PAGAL HAI..

HO SAKTA HAI KI WOH GHAR PAHUNCHNE KE BAAD LANGDI HUI...



Amit Sinha
Sr Engineer-Design
LARSEN & TOUBRO -NEW DELHI
099999 72300
011-41419626


>>> Kumar Pranav <kumar.pranav@in.abb.com> 7/1/2010 10:04 AM >>>
Let me tell the answer....

..The police immediately arrested the woman.........cause the.....

Lady was the only one on wheel chair

:)


Regards,

ABB
Kumar Pranav
PSS-TS&DS Projects
Peenya
Mobile: +91 9632422600





Nihal Mohan/VAD/INABB/ABB
Phone: +912652604493 , Mobile: +919974621883
07/01/2010 09:37 AM

To
"Amit Sinha" <sinhaa@LNTEBG.com>
cc
HarsimranSingh_V@infosys.com, Kumar Pranav/DEL/INABB/ABB@ABB,
pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com
Subject
Re: Brain Teaser - 6





no man.. c the question ...The police immediately arrested the
woman.Question : Why?

simply because she was the killer


Nihal Mohan
ABB Limited
Maneja Village
390013, Vadodara, Gujarat, INDIA
Phone: +912652604493
Mobile: +919974621883
email: nihal.mohan@in.abb.com




"Amit Sinha" <sinhaa@LNTEBG.com>
06/29/2010 09:01 AM

To
<pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com>, Kumar Pranav/DEL/INABB/ABB@ABB
cc
Nihal Mohan/VAD/INABB/ABB@ABB, <HarsimranSingh_V@infosys.com>
Subject
Re: Brain Teaser - 6






There must be a bomb which had killed the victim and the bomb was so
powerful that it made the vehicle to slide along the road creating tyre
tracks and then up in the air to disappear....


>>> Kumar Pranav <kumar.pranav@in.abb.com> 6/29/2010 8:53 AM >>>
After a long hiatus...............i have come again with a Brain Teaser
for all you.. Sherlock Holmes.....

Tire Tracks

When the investigators arrived upon the crime scene, they discovered a
murder victim.
The police noticed tire tracks leading to the victim's body.

The police followed the tire tracks to a nearby house.
They find two men and one woman sitting on the porch.
They did not find an automobile on the premises.
None of the three persons was able to drive an automobile.

The police immediately arrested the woman.

Question : Why?




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RE: Brain Teaser - 6


lol and thanks
practice makes man perfect...
Nihal Mohan
ABB Limited
Maneja Village
390013, Vadodara, Gujarat, INDIA
Phone: +912652604493
Mobile: +919974621883
email:
nihal.mohan@in.abb.com




Harsimran Singh Virk <HarsimranSingh_V@infosys.com>

07/01/2010 11:02 AM

To
Nihal Mohan/VAD/INABB/ABB@ABB, Amit Sinha <sinhaa@LNTEBG.com>
cc
Kumar Pranav/DEL/INABB/ABB@ABB, "pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com" <pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com>
Subject
RE: Brain Teaser - 6





Hahahahaha……Congratulations Nihal,,,after such a long long time u have finally come up with a witty reply…….simply superb!!!
 
From: Nihal Mohan [mailto:nihal.mohan@in.abb.com]
Sent:
Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:14 AM
To:
Amit Sinha
Cc:
Harsimran Singh Virk; Kumar Pranav; pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com
Subject:
Re: Brain Teaser - 6

 

ya ho sakta hia uske ghar me SOFA nai ho..

baitne ke liye wheel chair ho?

Nihal Mohan
ABB Limited
Maneja Village
390013, Vadodara, Gujarat, INDIA
Phone: +912652604493
Mobile: +919974621883
email:
nihal.mohan@in.abb.com



"Amit Sinha" <sinhaa@LNTEBG.com>

07/01/2010 10:11 AM


To
Kumar Pranav/DEL/INABB/ABB@ABB, Nihal Mohan/VAD/INABB/ABB@ABB
cc
<pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com>, <HarsimranSingh_V@infosys.com>
Subject
Re: Brain Teaser - 6

 







PAGAL HAI..

HO SAKTA HAI KI WOH GHAR PAHUNCHNE KE BAAD LANGDI HUI...



Amit Sinha
Sr Engineer-Design
LARSEN & TOUBRO -NEW DELHI
099999 72300
011-41419626


>>> Kumar Pranav <kumar.pranav@in.abb.com> 7/1/2010 10:04 AM >>>
Let me tell the answer....

..The police immediately arrested the woman.........cause the.....

Lady was the only one on wheel chair

:)


Regards,

ABB
Kumar Pranav
PSS-TS&DS Projects
Peenya
Mobile: +91 9632422600





Nihal Mohan/VAD/INABB/ABB
Phone: +912652604493 , Mobile: +919974621883
07/01/2010 09:37 AM

To
"Amit Sinha" <sinhaa@LNTEBG.com>
cc
HarsimranSingh_V@infosys.com, Kumar Pranav/DEL/INABB/ABB@ABB,
pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com
Subject
Re: Brain Teaser - 6





no man.. c the question ...The police immediately arrested the
woman.Question : Why?

simply because she was the killer


Nihal Mohan
ABB Limited
Maneja Village
390013, Vadodara, Gujarat, INDIA
Phone: +912652604493
Mobile: +919974621883
email: nihal.mohan@in.abb.com




"Amit Sinha" <sinhaa@LNTEBG.com>
06/29/2010 09:01 AM

To
<pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com>, Kumar Pranav/DEL/INABB/ABB@ABB
cc
Nihal Mohan/VAD/INABB/ABB@ABB, <HarsimranSingh_V@infosys.com>
Subject
Re: Brain Teaser - 6






There must be a bomb which had killed the victim and the bomb was so
powerful that it made the vehicle to slide along the road creating tyre
tracks and then up in the air to disappear....


>>> Kumar Pranav <kumar.pranav@in.abb.com> 6/29/2010 8:53 AM >>>
After a long hiatus...............i have come again with a Brain Teaser
for all you.. Sherlock Holmes.....

Tire Tracks

When the investigators arrived upon the crime scene, they discovered a
murder victim.
The police noticed tire tracks leading to the victim's body.

The police followed the tire tracks to a nearby house.
They find two men and one woman sitting on the porch.
They did not find an automobile on the premises.
None of the three persons was able to drive an automobile.

The police immediately arrested the woman.

Question : Why?





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RE: Brain Teaser - 6

Hahahahaha……Congratulations Nihal,,,after such a long long time u have finally come up with a witty reply…….simply superb!!!

 

From: Nihal Mohan [mailto:nihal.mohan@in.abb.com]
Sent: Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:14 AM
To: Amit Sinha
Cc: Harsimran Singh Virk; Kumar Pranav; pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com
Subject: Re: Brain Teaser - 6

 


ya ho sakta hia uske ghar me SOFA nai ho..
baitne ke liye wheel chair ho?

Nihal Mohan
ABB Limited
Maneja Village
390013, Vadodara, Gujarat, INDIA
Phone: +912652604493
Mobile: +919974621883
email:
nihal.mohan@in.abb.com




"Amit Sinha" <sinhaa@LNTEBG.com>

07/01/2010 10:11 AM

To

Kumar Pranav/DEL/INABB/ABB@ABB, Nihal Mohan/VAD/INABB/ABB@ABB

cc

<pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com>, <HarsimranSingh_V@infosys.com>

Subject

Re: Brain Teaser - 6

 




PAGAL HAI..

HO SAKTA HAI KI WOH GHAR PAHUNCHNE KE BAAD LANGDI HUI...



Amit Sinha
Sr Engineer-Design
LARSEN & TOUBRO -NEW DELHI
099999 72300
011-41419626


>>> Kumar Pranav <kumar.pranav@in.abb.com> 7/1/2010 10:04 AM >>>
Let me tell the answer....

..The police immediately arrested the woman.........cause the.....

Lady was the only one on wheel chair

:)


Regards,

ABB
Kumar Pranav
PSS-TS&DS Projects
Peenya
Mobile: +91 9632422600





Nihal Mohan/VAD/INABB/ABB
Phone: +912652604493 , Mobile: +919974621883
07/01/2010 09:37 AM

To
"Amit Sinha" <sinhaa@LNTEBG.com>
cc
HarsimranSingh_V@infosys.com, Kumar Pranav/DEL/INABB/ABB@ABB,
pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com
Subject
Re: Brain Teaser - 6





no man.. c the question ...The police immediately arrested the
woman.Question : Why?

simply because she was the killer


Nihal Mohan
ABB Limited
Maneja Village
390013, Vadodara, Gujarat, INDIA
Phone: +912652604493
Mobile: +919974621883
email: nihal.mohan@in.abb.com




"Amit Sinha" <sinhaa@LNTEBG.com>
06/29/2010 09:01 AM

To
<pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com>, Kumar Pranav/DEL/INABB/ABB@ABB
cc
Nihal Mohan/VAD/INABB/ABB@ABB, <HarsimranSingh_V@infosys.com>
Subject
Re: Brain Teaser - 6






There must be a bomb which had killed the victim and the bomb was so
powerful that it made the vehicle to slide along the road creating tyre
tracks and then up in the air to disappear....


>>> Kumar Pranav <kumar.pranav@in.abb.com> 6/29/2010 8:53 AM >>>
After a long hiatus...............i have come again with a Brain Teaser
for all you.. Sherlock Holmes.....

Tire Tracks

When the investigators arrived upon the crime scene, they discovered a
murder victim.
The police noticed tire tracks leading to the victim's body.

The police followed the tire tracks to a nearby house.
They find two men and one woman sitting on the porch.
They did not find an automobile on the premises.
None of the three persons was able to drive an automobile.

The police immediately arrested the woman.

Question : Why?






Re: Brain Teaser - 6


ya ho sakta hia uske ghar me SOFA nai ho..
baitne ke liye wheel chair ho?
Nihal Mohan
ABB Limited
Maneja Village
390013, Vadodara, Gujarat, INDIA
Phone: +912652604493
Mobile: +919974621883
email:
nihal.mohan@in.abb.com




"Amit Sinha" <sinhaa@LNTEBG.com>

07/01/2010 10:11 AM

To
Kumar Pranav/DEL/INABB/ABB@ABB, Nihal Mohan/VAD/INABB/ABB@ABB
cc
<pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com>, <HarsimranSingh_V@infosys.com>
Subject
Re: Brain Teaser - 6





PAGAL HAI..

HO SAKTA HAI KI WOH GHAR PAHUNCHNE KE BAAD LANGDI HUI...



Amit Sinha
Sr Engineer-Design
LARSEN & TOUBRO -NEW DELHI
099999 72300
011-41419626


>>> Kumar Pranav <kumar.pranav@in.abb.com> 7/1/2010 10:04 AM >>>
Let me tell the answer....

..The police immediately arrested the woman.........cause the.....

Lady was the only one on wheel chair

:)


Regards,

ABB
Kumar Pranav
PSS-TS&DS Projects
Peenya
Mobile: +91 9632422600





Nihal Mohan/VAD/INABB/ABB
Phone: +912652604493 , Mobile: +919974621883
07/01/2010 09:37 AM

To
"Amit Sinha" <sinhaa@LNTEBG.com>
cc
HarsimranSingh_V@infosys.com, Kumar Pranav/DEL/INABB/ABB@ABB,
pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com
Subject
Re: Brain Teaser - 6





no man.. c the question ...The police immediately arrested the
woman.Question : Why?

simply because she was the killer


Nihal Mohan
ABB Limited
Maneja Village
390013, Vadodara, Gujarat, INDIA
Phone: +912652604493
Mobile: +919974621883
email: nihal.mohan@in.abb.com




"Amit Sinha" <sinhaa@LNTEBG.com>
06/29/2010 09:01 AM

To
<pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com>, Kumar Pranav/DEL/INABB/ABB@ABB
cc
Nihal Mohan/VAD/INABB/ABB@ABB, <HarsimranSingh_V@infosys.com>
Subject
Re: Brain Teaser - 6






There must be a bomb which had killed the victim and the bomb was so
powerful that it made the vehicle to slide along the road creating tyre
tracks and then up in the air to disappear....


>>> Kumar Pranav <kumar.pranav@in.abb.com> 6/29/2010 8:53 AM >>>
After a long hiatus...............i have come again with a Brain Teaser
for all you.. Sherlock Holmes.....

Tire Tracks

When the investigators arrived upon the crime scene, they discovered a
murder victim.
The police noticed tire tracks leading to the victim's body.

The police followed the tire tracks to a nearby house.
They find two men and one woman sitting on the porch.
They did not find an automobile on the premises.
None of the three persons was able to drive an automobile.

The police immediately arrested the woman.

Question : Why?







Re: Brain Teaser - 6

PAGAL HAI..

HO SAKTA HAI KI WOH GHAR PAHUNCHNE KE BAAD LANGDI HUI...

Amit Sinha
Sr Engineer-Design
LARSEN & TOUBRO -NEW DELHI
099999 72300
011-41419626


>>> Kumar Pranav <kumar.pranav@in.abb.com> 7/1/2010 10:04 AM >>>
Let me tell the answer....

..The police immediately arrested the woman.........cause the.....

Lady was the only one on wheel chair

:)


Regards,

ABB
Kumar Pranav
PSS-TS&DS Projects
Peenya
Mobile: +91 9632422600

Nihal Mohan/VAD/INABB/ABB
Phone: +912652604493 , Mobile: +919974621883
07/01/2010 09:37 AM

To
"Amit Sinha" <sinhaa@LNTEBG.com>
cc
HarsimranSingh_V@infosys.com, Kumar Pranav/DEL/INABB/ABB@ABB,
pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com
Subject
Re: Brain Teaser - 6

no man.. c the question ...The police immediately arrested the
woman.Question : Why?

simply because she was the killer


Nihal Mohan
ABB Limited
Maneja Village
390013, Vadodara, Gujarat, INDIA
Phone: +912652604493
Mobile: +919974621883
email: nihal.mohan@in.abb.com


"Amit Sinha" <sinhaa@LNTEBG.com>
06/29/2010 09:01 AM

To
<pk_ind.pranav@blogger.com>, Kumar Pranav/DEL/INABB/ABB@ABB
cc
Nihal Mohan/VAD/INABB/ABB@ABB, <HarsimranSingh_V@infosys.com>
Subject
Re: Brain Teaser - 6


There must be a bomb which had killed the victim and the bomb was so
powerful that it made the vehicle to slide along the road creating tyre
tracks and then up in the air to disappear....


>>> Kumar Pranav <kumar.pranav@in.abb.com> 6/29/2010 8:53 AM >>>
After a long hiatus...............i have come again with a Brain Teaser
for all you.. Sherlock Holmes.....

Tire Tracks

When the investigators arrived upon the crime scene, they discovered a
murder victim.
The police noticed tire tracks leading to the victim's body.

The police followed the tire tracks to a nearby house.
They find two men and one woman sitting on the porch.
They did not find an automobile on the premises.
None of the three persons was able to drive an automobile.

The police immediately arrested the woman.

Question : Why?

Re: Brain Teaser - 6



Let me tell the answer....

..The police immediately arrested the woman.........cause the.....

Lady was the only one on wheel chair

:)

 

 

Regards,

ABB
Kumar Pranav
PSS-TS&DS Projects
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Mobile: +91 9632422600

 


Nihal Mohan/VAD/INABB/ABB
Phone: +912652604493 , Mobile: +919974621883

07/01/2010 09:37 AM

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no man.. c the question ...The police immediately arrested the woman.Question : Why?

simply because she was the killer
Nihal Mohan
ABB Limited
Maneja Village
390013, Vadodara, Gujarat, INDIA
Phone: +912652604493
Mobile: +919974621883
email:
nihal.mohan@in.abb.com




"Amit Sinha" <sinhaa@LNTEBG.com>

06/29/2010 09:01 AM

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There must be a bomb which had killed the victim and the bomb was so powerful that it made the vehicle to slide along the road creating tyre tracks and then up in the air to disappear....


>>> Kumar Pranav <kumar.pranav@in.abb.com> 6/29/2010 8:53 AM >>>
After a long hiatus...............i have come again with a Brain Teaser
for all you.. Sherlock Holmes.....

Tire Tracks

When the investigators arrived upon the crime scene, they discovered a
murder victim.
The police noticed tire tracks leading to the victim's body.

The police followed the tire tracks to a nearby house.
They find two men and one woman sitting on the porch.
They did not find an automobile on the premises.
None of the three persons was able to drive an automobile.

The police immediately arrested the woman.

Question : Why?





Re: Brain Teaser - 6


no man.. c the question ...The police immediately arrested the woman.Question : Why?

simply because she was the killer
Nihal Mohan
ABB Limited
Maneja Village
390013, Vadodara, Gujarat, INDIA
Phone: +912652604493
Mobile: +919974621883
email:
nihal.mohan@in.abb.com




"Amit Sinha" <sinhaa@LNTEBG.com>

06/29/2010 09:01 AM

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Re: Brain Teaser - 6





There must be a bomb which had killed the victim and the bomb was so powerful that it made the vehicle to slide along the road creating tyre tracks and then up in the air to disappear....


>>> Kumar Pranav <kumar.pranav@in.abb.com> 6/29/2010 8:53 AM >>>
After a long hiatus...............i have come again with a Brain Teaser
for all you.. Sherlock Holmes.....

Tire Tracks

When the investigators arrived upon the crime scene, they discovered a
murder victim.
The police noticed tire tracks leading to the victim's body.

The police followed the tire tracks to a nearby house.
They find two men and one woman sitting on the porch.
They did not find an automobile on the premises.
None of the three persons was able to drive an automobile.

The police immediately arrested the woman.

Question : Why?




Monday, June 28, 2010

Re: Brain Teaser - 6


No Mr. Sherlock Holmes.......tinkleur Grey Cells little more



"Amit Sinha" <sinhaa@LNTEBG.com>

29/06/2010 09:01

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Subject
Re: Brain Teaser - 6





There must be a bomb which had killed the victim and the bomb was so powerful that it made the vehicle to slide along the road creating tyre tracks and then up in the air to disappear....


>>> Kumar Pranav <kumar.pranav@in.abb.com> 6/29/2010 8:53 AM >>>
After a long hiatus...............i have come again with a Brain Teaser
for all you.. Sherlock Holmes.....

Tire Tracks

When the investigators arrived upon the crime scene, they discovered a
murder victim.
The police noticed tire tracks leading to the victim's body.

The police followed the tire tracks to a nearby house.
They find two men and one woman sitting on the porch.
They did not find an automobile on the premises.
None of the three persons was able to drive an automobile.

The police immediately arrested the woman.

Question : Why?




Re: Brain Teaser - 6

There must be a bomb which had killed the victim and the bomb was so powerful that it made the vehicle to slide along the road creating tyre tracks and then up in the air to disappear....


>>> Kumar Pranav <kumar.pranav@in.abb.com> 6/29/2010 8:53 AM >>>
After a long hiatus...............i have come again with a Brain Teaser
for all you.. Sherlock Holmes.....

Tire Tracks

When the investigators arrived upon the crime scene, they discovered a
murder victim.
The police noticed tire tracks leading to the victim's body.

The police followed the tire tracks to a nearby house.
They find two men and one woman sitting on the porch.
They did not find an automobile on the premises.
None of the three persons was able to drive an automobile.

The police immediately arrested the woman.

Question : Why?

Brain Teaser - 6



After a long hiatus...............i have come again with a Brain Teaser for all you.. Sherlock Holmes.....

Tire Tracks

When the investigators arrived upon the crime scene, they discovered a murder victim.
The police noticed tire tracks leading to the victim's body.

The police followed the tire tracks to a nearby house.
They find two men and one woman sitting on the porch.
They did not find an automobile on the premises.
None of the three persons was able to drive an automobile.

The police immediately arrested the woman.

Question
: Why?

 

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Did you know


Did you know  

1. MOPED is the short term for 'Motorized Pedaling'.

2. POP MUSIC is 'Popular Music' shortened.

3. BUS is the short term for 'Omnibus' that means everybody.

4. FORTNIGHT comes from 'Fourteen Nights' (Two Weeks).

5. DRAWING ROOM was actually a 'withdrawing room' where people

withdrew after Dinner. Later the prefix 'with' was dropped..

6. NEWS refers to information from Four directions N, E, W and S..

7. AG-MARK, which some products bear, stems from 'Agricultural Marketing'.

8. JOURNAL is a diary that tells about 'Journey for a day' during each Day's business.

9. QUEUE comes from 'Queen's Quest'. Long back a long row of people as waiting to see the Queen. Someone made the comment Queen's Quest..

10. TIPS come from 'To Insure Prompt Service'. In olden days to get Prompt service from servants in an inn, travelers used to drop coins in a Box on which was written 'To Insure Prompt Service'. This gave rise to the custom of Tips.

11. JEEP is a vehicle with unique Gear system. It was invented during World War II (1939-1945). It was named 'General Purpose Vehicle (GP)'.GP was changed into JEEP later.

12. Coca-Cola was originally green.

13. The most common name in the world is Mohammed..

14. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

15. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

16. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row ! of the keyboard.

17. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

18. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

19. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

20.. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

21. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

22. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

23. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.
    >> Spades - King David
    >> Clubs - Alexander the Great,
    >> Hearts - Charlemagne
    >> Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

24. Horse Statue in a Park
    >> If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
    >> If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle
    >> If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

     ++ If you see that the horse has all four legs in the air, please get your eyes checked ASAP.

25. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? Ans. - All invented by women.

26. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

27. A snail can sleep for three years.

28. All polar bears are left handed.

29. Butterflies taste with their feet.

30. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

31. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

32. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

33. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

34. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.  

35. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

36. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

37. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

38. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

39. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

40. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

41. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

42. The cigarette lighter was invented before the matchbox.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Computer's Gender




A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

 
 

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

 
 

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two

groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

 
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
 

1.. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

 

2 The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

 

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

 

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself


spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

 
 

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

 
 

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:

 

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

 

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

 

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

 

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model..

 
 

The women won.








Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

The Art of Appraisal

Big Boss: This year your performance was good, excellent and outstanding. So, your rating is "average".

Kumar: What? How come 'average'?

Big Boss: Because...err...uhh...you lack domain knowledge.

Kumar: But last year you said I am a domain expert and you put me in this project as a domain consultant.

Big Boss: Oh is it? Well, in that case, I think your domain knowledge has eroded this year.

Kumar: What???

Big Boss: Yes, I didn't see you sharing knowledge on
Purchasing domain.

Kumar: Why would I? Because I am not in Purchasing, I am in Manufacturing.  

Big Boss: This is what I don't like about you. You give excuse for everything.

Kumar: Huh? *Confused*

Big Boss: Next, you need to improve your communication skills.

Kumar: Like what? I am the one who trained the team on "Business Communication", you sat in the audience and took notes, you remember?

Big Boss: Oh is it? Errr...well..I mean, you need to improve your Social Pragmatic Affirmative Communication.

Kumar: Huh? What the hell is that? *Confused*

Big Boss: See! That's why you need to learn about it.

Kumar: *head spinning*

Big Boss: Next, you need to sharpen your recruiting skills. All the guys you recruited left within 2 months.

Kumar: Well, not my mistake. You told them you will sit beside them and review their code, and most resigned the next day itself. Couple of them even attempted suicide.

Big Boss:*stunned* (recovers from shock) Err...anyway, I tried to give you a better rating, but our Normalization process gave you only 'average'.

Kumar: Last year that process gave me 'excellent'. This year just 'average'? Why is this process pushing me up and down every year?

Big Boss: That's a complicated process. You don't want to hear.

Kumar: I'll try to understand. Go ahead.

Big Boss: Well, we gather in a large room, write down the names of sub-ordinates in bits of paper, and throw them up in the air. Whichever lands on the floor gets 'average', whichever lands on table gets 'good', whichever we manage to catch gets 'excellent' and whichever gets stuck to ceiling gets 'outstanding'.

Kumar: (eyes popping out) What? Ridiculous! So who gets 'poor' rating?

Big Boss: Those are the ones we forget to write down.

Kumar: What the hell! And how can paper bits stick to ceiling for 'outstanding'?

Big Boss: Oh no, now you have started questioning our 20 year old organizational process!

Kumar: *faints*

Monday, April 12, 2010

Value of strategic consultants: Hilarious!!!



Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.

It seemed a little strange, but I ignored it. However, when the busboy brought out water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket, then looked around the room and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.

When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?"

"Well," he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Anderson Consulting, experts in efficiency, in order to revamp all our processes.

After several months of statistical analysis, they concluded that customers drop their spoons 73.84 percent more often than any other utensil. This represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel is prepared to deal with that contingency, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."

As luck would have it I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare spoon.

"I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now." I was rather impressed.

The waiter served our main course and I continued to look around. I then noticed that there was a very thin string hanging out of the waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies.

My curiosity got the better of me and before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?"

"Oh, certainly!" he answered, lowering his voice. "Not everyone is as observant as you. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the restroom."

"How so?"

"See," he continued, "by tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out over the urinal without touching it and that way eliminate the need to wash the hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent."

"Okay, that makes sense, but . . . if the string helps you get it out, how do you put it back in?"

"Well," he whispered, lowering his voice even further, "I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon."

*Unknown Author

Thursday, April 1, 2010

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